"QUESTIONABLE" LANGUAGE

Note to reader: if you are offended by questionable material, you may not want to read these, but I just couldn't pass them up!

MCKENNA

We were at my parents home the other day, and I was talking to my sister (who was having friend problems). She was telling me the situation, and finished her statement with, "I just wanted to tell him to get real and 'grow a pair!'

McKenna had heard this phrase and said, "yeah, you should tell him to get real and grow some hair!"

We all just busted up laughing!! McKenna thought she was so funny and proceeded to run outside and tell my mom, dad, and my grandparents that they should "get real and grow some hair!"

(I guess I 'm just grateful she didn't QUITE understand what my sister had said!!)

HARRISON

Everyday at Harrison's preschool, they learn a new letter, the sound it makes, and then his teacher has a bag of items that start with that letter. Yesterday, the letter of the day was "B". They were getting ready to pull another item out of the bag...(I'll admit his teacher kind of set herself up for this one) and she asked the class, "Who knows what a baby drinks out of?" (This is where I'm glad I have used the bodily terms I have thus far!) So, Harrison promptly yells out, "A MOM'S CHEST!! THE BABY DRINKS FROM THE MOM'S CHEST - AND SOMETIMES IT HURTS REAL BAD!"

Miss Karla had to contain herself and agree with Harrison...and then lead the class back on track to the answer she was looking for - Bottle.