HARRISON FUNNIES

Harrison is one of the funniest kids I've ever known...he says some of the funniest things. Here are a few from the last few days:

Harrison likes to wear his socks to bed and then change them in the morning (is this why boys feet stink more than girls?!?) I will admit there are days when he wears the same socks more than one day..so, the other day we were getting ready to leave to the store and I noticed Harrison didn't have socks on. I told him to go get some socks on. He came back in with a pair in hand and asked me to help him get them on.

me: "Harrison, are those clean socks?"

Harrison: "Yes..." (with that certain look on his face)

me: " Are you sure? Are you telling me the truth?"

Harrison: (with a bit of frustation in his voice) "Yes, they are clean...pause...a few days ago."


The next morning, Adam was helping Harrison get ready for the day and told him he neede to brush his teeth like dad was getting ready to do. Harrison asked why we need to brush our teeth (he's such a big fan of it). Adam then told him if we don't brush our teeth our breath will stink. Adam then breathed on Harrison and said, "did that smell good?!?" Harrison looked at Adam and said, "It smells like poopay!" Adam said, "What?!? What is poopay?!?" Harrison looked at him and said, "You know, poopay - when the horses poop on the hay and it smells like POOP-HAY!!"

The last funny happened yesterday at church. I had gone home early, so this story comes from Adam. He was picking the kids up from Primary when a lady grabbed Adam and told him how funny Harrison was today in church. It was during sunday school sharing time and the Primary President was up giving her lesson. Now according to Kim (the one telling this to Adam) the teacher had been going on, and on, and on...so finally Harrison said, "When are you going to stop talking?!? Agh, you've been talking for like fifty hundred hours!" I would have loved to see the look on the teacher up there as well as everyone elses...you've got to love kids!!